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Laid Demotivational Poster


PLANKING -


TAGS: stiff laid out too bad
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:21 pm
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, No, No"...


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




SMILE -




WHY I DRINK - Things Didn't Exactly Turn Out As I Planned


TAGS: best laid plans
Rating: 4.42/5

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johnnycee - July 3, 2016, 10:26 am
I guess you don't do this anymore. I sure do miss multiply. I Cr 13:8a
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 4:28 am
You drink because everyone hates you Retro..1L


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: imagine blows reality laid everywhere
Rating: 4.79/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:47 pm
or a few b5cks, or a roofie, for that matter :)


HALLOWEEN... AGAIN! - That means listening to Matt screaming "Oooooh Yeah!" over and over... Just gimme the Koolaid already...




AIDS - Won't make you Kool




TALENTED -


TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.87/5

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Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm
LOL! 5L
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.


Mondays -




THE THINGS I HAVE TO DO - To get laid tonight


TAGS: get laid have to do
Rating: 3.87/5

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gil - December 19, 2009, 12:12 am
this is great
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ha! Nice one Hugo.
GreyScorpion - December 18, 2009, 2:50 pm
whoo-hoo!! weddings are great events to catch a hook-up. Unless you're the groom of course.;( 5 Bridesmaids


LIVING DANGEROUSLY - Despite all the obvious warning signs...you still would...wouldn't you? That's my boy!


TAGS: risk men laid good boy cubby
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 1:15 pm
Like flies to batshit.


BEST CITY NAME - There is no f*cking way you could want to live anywhere else!




OWNED - Looks like somebody got laid last night!


TAGS: poo owned laid
Rating: 3.28/5

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"BLOWTARD" -


TAGS: i swear that kid looks nothing like me my cap is plaid
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:43 pm
But we can still call each other it. That's still good.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:42 pm
Crap! Just googled "blowtard" and it's not original. Seems the most I could legitimately claim is to have added a distinct meanig to the term. And a dubious etymology: should be "blovtard", no? But an original meaning, I hope. Ah well.


300 - This...is...SPARTA!


TAGS: laid the bait now to sit back and watch
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 7:05 pm
So I just realized by reading these comments that know_it_all was the original timmy, or am I wrong? Either way, this was the greatest troll bait.
Todd Snyder - September 15, 2009, 7:29 pm
uuuhhhh - try Gladiator This . . .is . . ROME!
Arnaldo - September 7, 2009, 2:41 pm
tunnel bait fail
Doug - August 13, 2009, 4:27 pm
This..is..GLADIATOR
knowitall - August 13, 2009, 4:24 pm
actually i'm the one with a fish on the hook, since i posted using the name timmy :P
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 4:07 pm
Got another one...this one's kinda shrimpy too.
timmy - August 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
the movie is called "Gladiator", not 300
Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:03 pm
Right person, wrong picture. LOL!!!
LogicDude - July 1, 2009, 4:04 pm
Darn! Woody was under the size limit...had to throw him back!
Lol - July 1, 2009, 12:06 am
Why, hello troll! Have we met?
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:03 pm
You got woody!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:02 pm
The bait was a 4. The catch made it a 5!
BuZZbomb - June 30, 2009, 8:51 pm
Right Trap... Right Newbie!
Woody - June 30, 2009, 7:48 pm
Right time.... wrong movie.


GETTING LAID -




WHAT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Call my agent and book season 5. I am still trying to find "Love"




DEMOGRAPHICAL STUDIES - helping people get laid


TAGS: demographical studies laid rnr
Rating: 1.5/5

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jake - February 17, 2009, 9:29 am
just keep in mind that women live longer than men. so if you are looking for a GILF, head to the red!


Abstinence -


TAGS: can t get laid decides to becomes absence
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:03 am
Thanks, Gar.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:58 pm
you been layin' down some good one's, cynic
maoworks2 - March 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
Very Good 5 Lonely L's.


PUSSY WAGON -




This Just In -




Lateral Thinking -


TAGS: pig brick wolf koolaid heyhey
Rating: 4.92/5

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concern3 - February 27, 2015, 3:55 am
excellent 5er


AIDS - Won't make you Kool




DEFLOWERING VIRGINS IN HEAVEN SINCE GOD MADE WOMEN! THE UNIVERSE'S GREATEST LOVER! WARNING! PRAYING TO HIM CAN GET YOU LAID! -




Wanna Get Laid? -




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